
Which is always so refreshing when compared to our own jaundiced, myopic tabloids.
Anyway, that brings us, nicely, to today's Keith Telly Topping's 45 of the Day. In 1971, as previously noted, Ray Illingworth's England side - Geoffrey Boycott, John Edrich, Deadly Derek Underwood, Jon Snow, Alan Knott and a very young Bob Willis included - went down under and regained The Ashes for the first time in twelve years with a two-nil victory again Bill Lawry's Australians. It was something of a fractious and bad tempered series and, when the England side finally got home, after playing a couple of additional tests in New Zealand, they chose to celebrate their victory by releasing a record. Bad move.The squad were immediately hustled into the recording studio just days after arriving, jet-lagged, back in Blighty. What they ended up a party to was 'The Ashes Song,' a celebration (lyrically, if not musically) of their victory penned by the BBC's Test Match Special commentator and resident wit Brian Jonners Johnston and the Observer journalist Jon Henderson. 'Sydney we thank you for both of our wins/But not for those bottles and tins,' went the chorus. 'Soul Limbo,' it wasn't. Released on the Decca label (with an adaptation of 'Hello Dolly' - in honour of Basil D'Oliveira's heroics during the series - on the b-side) it spectacularly failure to disturb the charts, which in its week of released was topped by T Rex's 'Hot Love' and Dave and Ansil Collins with 'Double Barrel.' This flop was, subsequently and somewhat bizarrely, blamed by some members of the team on Arsenal football club who released their double-winning song 'Good Old Arsenal' (co-written by Jimmy Hill, incidentally) the same week. It wasn't until 1973 that the cricketers finally received their performance royalties - a meagre fifty three pounds and eighty six pence between the seventeen of them.
So, let this be a warning to all of you sportsmen who think you can hold a tune!