Just a quicky to inform any potential spammers of this site that if I get just one more message informing me (and, as a consequence, my readers) about where they can get, you know, a bigger dick, or "spare auto-parts", or a Russian bride on the cheap, then I will take great pleasure in spam-bombing you chebs back the bloody dark ages.
I am, as anyone who knows me will tell you, a pretty reasonable guy ... most of the time. But (and, it's a damned Big "but") when somebody pisses me off - particularly if it's done deliberately and maliciously - then I can become really small and vicious and terrifying in my unquenchable thirst for intricate and stylised revenge upon their sorry ass(es).
Put simply, I can bear grudges longer than the reign of the average Pope if I'm given a reason to. There are people who caused me momentary pain in 1986 and who STILL haven't made it off my shit-list yet.
So, please remember, you have been warned.
I am, as anyone who knows me will tell you, a pretty reasonable guy ... most of the time. But (and, it's a damned Big "but") when somebody pisses me off - particularly if it's done deliberately and maliciously - then I can become really small and vicious and terrifying in my unquenchable thirst for intricate and stylised revenge upon their sorry ass(es).
Put simply, I can bear grudges longer than the reign of the average Pope if I'm given a reason to. There are people who caused me momentary pain in 1986 and who STILL haven't made it off my shit-list yet.
So, please remember, you have been warned.
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